still-alive

a gay skeleton prove the world you're still alive

usage

copy the html <still-alive>still alive</still-alive> onto your website wherever you want the still-alive message to be shown.

then, change the variables in still-alive.sh as described in the first two comments of the script.

to install, make still-alive.sh executable with chmod +x and copy or symlink it into your desired bin directory, e.g. mv still-alive.sh ~/.local/bin/still-alive

if you find yourself being alive one day and want to show the world, run still-alive without any arguments which will update the still-alive message to the current ISO 8601 date :)

code

it's a single file and should be POSIX compliant.

still-alive.sh #!/bin/sh # You *must* change html_dir and html_file to your own paths: html_dir=~/html/ html_file='index.html' # You *can* change tmp_file and backup_name if you want: tmp_file='.tmp.html' backup_name=".backup-index.html" util_name=$(basename "$0") echo "${util_name}: hi ~${USER}, nice to see you :>" if ! [ -d "$(realpath $html_dir)" ] ; then echo "${util_name}: html_dir '$html_dir' does not exist." >&2 exit 1 fi if ! cd "$html_dir" then echo "${util_name}: failed to cd to '$html_dir'" >&2 exit 1 fi echo " -- changed directory to '$(pwd)'" if ! [ -f "$html_file" ]; then echo "${util_name}: html_file '$html_file' does not exist." >&2 exit 1 fi echo " -- backing up '$html_file' to '$backup_name'..." cp "$html_file" "$backup_name" echo " -- updating still-alive-date in '$html_file' and writing to tmpfile '$tmp_file'..." awk -P -v date="$(date --iso-8601)" 'BEGIN { date_str = "<still-alive>still alive: <em>" date "</em></still-alive>"; } { gsub(/<still-alive.*>[[:space:]]*still.?alive.*<\/still-alive>/, date_str); print $0; }' "$html_file" > "$tmp_file" if [ $? -ne 0 ]; then echo "${util_name}: html_file '$html_file' does not exist." >&2 exit 1 fi echo " -- moving '$tmp_file' to '$html_file'..." mv "$tmp_file" "$html_file" if [ $? -ne 0 ]; then echo "${util_name}: failed to move '$tmp_file' to '$html_file'" >&2 exit 1 fi echo "${util_name}: Done! You are still alive :)"

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